Timbuktu

There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man. They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.

The student goes first and says:

"Across the desert sand
Crossed a lonely caravan,
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu."

The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
We found three girls there in a tent,
Cause they were three, and we were two --
I booked one and Tim booked two.”