The 2 dollar 99 special.......

If you are a senior you will understand this one; if you deal with seniors, this will help you to understand them a little bit better, and if you are not a senior yet......God willing, some day you will be........

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Seniors’ Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for 2.99.

“Sounds good” said my wife. “But I don’t want the eggs....”

“Then I’ll have to charge you 3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte” warned the waitress.

“You mean I’d have to pay for not taking eggs?” my wife asked incredulously.

“Yes!” stated the waitress.

“I’ll take the special then.” my wife said.

“How do you want your eggs?” the waitress asked.

“Raw and in the shell!” my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake!

DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS !!!

We’ve been round the block more than once!

Always laugh when you can - it’s cheaper than medicine!

Perhaps our friends from across the pond can enlighten us as to what “hash browns” is or are? Many thanks........