Some humour!!

An 85-year-old couple, having been married for almost 60 years, tragically died together in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly because of her interest in good health, food, and exercise.

When they reached the Pearly Gates, St.Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite with Jacuzzi. As they "oohed" and "aahed", the old man asked St.Peter how much all this was going to cost?
"It's free," answered St.Peter. "This is Heaven"

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed onto. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a new one, representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
Peter's reply, "This is Heaven - you play for free."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven - everything's free" answered St.Peter with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like whenever you like and you never get fat and you will never get sick - this is Heaven."

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it. Peter and his wife tried to calm him down, asking what was the matter...

The old man looked straight at his wife and said, "This is all your fault! If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins and servings of broccoli, I could have been here ten years ago!"