Some funny quotes.....

Just asked a 6-year-old if he understands why there is no school. He said yes, because they are out of toilet paper.

After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19, but to stop eating!

Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just washing our hands???

And the best one......

I swear my fridge just said: „What the hell do you want now??“