Poor Billy Bob!!!

Billy Bob and Bobbie Joe were talking one day, when Billy Bob tells Bobbie Joe, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation....only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I been takin' your advice 'bout where to go. Three years ago, you told me to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Ellie Mae got pregnant.



Then two tears ago, you told me to go to The Bahamas, and Ellie Mae got pregnant again.



Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Ellie Mae didn't get pregnant again!"



Bobbie Jack then asked Billy Bob, "So what is it you're going to do different this year?"



Billy Bob - "I'm taking Ellie Mae with me!"