Ooooops....mistake!!

Always wear underwear under your clothing in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the local paper comes the story of a middle-aged couple who drove their car to the shopping center, only to have it break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to go on and do their shopping while he fixed the car.
When the wife returned, she saw a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding out from under the chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man wore shorts, his lack of underwear turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything into place.
Upon regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by, watching.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead......