Mr. Antonio was a smart dude.....

Mr. Antonio went to the bank where he has all his savings, asked to talk to the manager and said to him:
- I needed to give me a credit for 10 euros to 30 days.
- Oh, Mr. António!... 10 euros to 30 days??? Might as well take the 10 euros from your account! - said the Manager, disbelieving.
- Well,... if I don't give me the credit for 10 to 30 days, I want to close my account.
- No way, sir. António!... your credit will be given and it is now!
The Mr. António filled out all the credit paperwork and asked the manager:
- How much will I pay interest?
- 10 euros to 30 days, will pay 30 cents of interest - says the Manager.
- Well, then I leave my Mercedes as collateral.
- Oh Mr. Antonio, it's not necessary! The bank trusts you!
- Well, if I can't leave my Mercedes as collateral, I want to close the account in this bank.
- No way, sir. Antonio!... We accept your car as warranty! Please park it in our garage.
Arrived home, Mr. Antonio says to the woman:
- All right, I've already solved the problem to park the car for the 30 days we're going on vacation and better, I'm only going to pay 30 cents of parking!!