Most used Texting Acronyms on Facebook

BFF: Best Friend Fell

BMH: Broke My Hip

TOT: Texting on Toilet

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

ROFL… CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

LOL: Living On Lipitor – Lots of Love – Little Old Lady

OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

WTF: What’s Today’s Fish?

WTF: Wet The Furniture

IMHMO: In My HMO…

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

GTG: Gotta Groan

TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Four (Four O’Clock – Early Bird Special)

FWB: Friend With Betablockers

FYI: For Your Indigestion…

JK: Just Kvetching

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

MILF: Meal I’d Like To Forget

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On

MGA My Grandson’s A Doctor

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age

GOML: Get Off My Lawn

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

TTML: Talk to Me Louder