Klopp-ism- Jürgen Klopp inventive with English

this is not a wish concert
right in English: Life is not a picnic

with me is not good cherry eating
right in English: don´t mess with me

that is jacket like trousers
right in english: it´s the same difference

we sit in the ink
right in English: we´re in trouble

my English is under all pig
right in English: my English is really bad

the drop is sucked
right in English:thats over and done with

the thing is through
right in English: my goose is cooked