Joke of the week

A middle aged Scotsman was invited to a cocktail party in London. He wore his ceremonial dress.
A young English woman engaged him in conversation and after a while, her curiosity took over and she asked him
" I've always wanted to know what is worn under the kilt". The man answered, "Lassie. There's nothing worn under this kilt. It's all in perrfect worrking orrder!"