Joke of the week

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

After his operation the doctors advised him that all was well.

However, the officer kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it meant that more surgery was needed and the doctors hadn't told him yet, he finally plucked up courage to pull his hospital gown up sufficiently to look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three very wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all...!!!!!!!!

Written on the tape in large black letters was :

"Get well soon!!!, from the nurse in the blue Ford Mondeo you pulled over last week and booked for speeding!"