Joke of the week

Yesterday I was leaving the house and was asked by a female neighbour whether I could help her. She then told me that she was having trouble brushing her pussy. I immediately thought of three ways to solve the problem: 1) GP, 2) Gyn and 3) e-mail to the pussy expert POTUS 45. Before I could answer her question however, she told me that she had collected the pussy from the animal centre yesterday afternoon. I then informed her that on the other side of the road a man often brushes his pussy on the balcony and she should contact him. She thanked me and I then continued my shopping trip to Lidl.