Joke of the week

An elderly man had owned a large farm for many years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, loungers and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over as he hadn't been there for a while.
Before he went he grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he got closer he saw it was a bunch of young women swimming naked in his pond.
He made all the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave".
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or watch you get out of the pond with no swimwear on".
Holding up the bucket, he said ....

"I'm here to feed the alligator".

(Some old men can still think fast!)