Joke of the week

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fishing in a large puddle outside a pub, just after Christmas. Being a kindly gentleman and wondering if the old man was perhaps a bit senile, he invited him inside for a drink.

As they sipped their beers, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught so far today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”