It Pays to know German
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The Amish are "non-violent" people!
BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his irrigation dam with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuehe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
("Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs shit in it!")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you Infidel!"
The Amish farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more."