In the morning Women driver

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away

For a couple seconds...

To continue shaving

And when I looked back, she was Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man,

I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I had to put on my seat belt And I dropped My electric shaver,

Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car

Using my knees against The steering wheel,

It knocked My Cellphon e Away from my ear

Which fell into my coffee which was

Between my legs,Splashed, And burned

Big AL and the Twins.

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

Damn women drivers!