Funny

OK to let a fool kiss you, but not OK to let a kiss fool you.

Kiss is merely shopping upstairs for real merchandise downstairs.

Better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Drunken man's words often sober man's thoughts.

Viagra just like Disneyland ......one hour wait for 2-minute ride..

Joke is just like sex. Neither any good if you don't get any!

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it..

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who leaps off cliff, jumps to conclusion.

A Lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!