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A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents.

A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the little girl, and the biker brings the girl back to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A FOX reporter, Bubba Schmuck, had watched the whole event.

Bubba, addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my life."

The Harley driver replies. " Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

Mr. Schmuck. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a FOX journalist, you know and tomorrow's news will run this story. So what do you do for a living, and what political affliction do you have?"

The biker replies." I'm a retired US Navy veteran, a Liberal and I'll vote for Joe Biden."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker turns on FOX news to see if it indeed brings news of his actions.

FOX News Headline: Left Wing US Navy Veteran assaults African Immigrant and steals his Lunch.