*Wonderful Definitions*

*Wonderful Definitions*

*🟡 School*
A place where parents pay, and children play.

* Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.

*🟤 Nurse*:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

*🟣 Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters.

* Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.

*🟣 Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

* Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

*🟢 Father*
A banker provided by nature

* Boss*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

* Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

*🟠 HOSPITAL*
An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.

* Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*🟢 Office*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*🟡 Yawn*
The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

* Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*🟤 Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

_*LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASY.*_