The scots

When God created Scotland, says a favorite Scottish story, He looked down on it with great satisfaction. Finally He called the archangel Gabriel to have a look.
"Just see," He said, "This is the best yet. Fine mountains, brave men, lovely women, nice cool weather. And I gave them beautiful musik and a spezial drink, called whiskey. Try some". Gabriel took an appreciative sip. "Excellent," he said. "But haven`t You perhaps been to generous? Won`t they be spoiled? Should there not be some drawback?" And God said:"Just wait till you see the neighbours I`m giving them."