EVER WONDER WHY…

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ❓ ‍ ️



Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery' ❓ ‍ ️



Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word ❓ ‍ ️



Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice' ❓ ‍ ️



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ❓ ‍ ️



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ❓ ‍ ️



Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ❓ ‍ ️



Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ❓ ‍ ️



Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes ❓ ‍ ️



Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ❓ ‍ ️



You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff ❓ ‍ ️



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ❓ ‍ ️



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ‍ ️





I like this one!!!

If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress ❓ ‍ ️



If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal ❓ ‍ ️ ‍