A little weihnachtsgedicht

A little weihnachtsgedicht
When the snowfalls wunderbar,
and the kinder🏃happy are,
When the glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know,es ist so weit: She is here,the weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus is besetzt🚕🚙,
Weil die people fahren jetzt🚚🚐,
All to kaufhof,mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly herzinfarkt,
Shopping hirnverbrannte things,
And the Christmas glocke rings.

Mother in the kitchen bakes,
Schoko-,nuss- and mandelkeks,
Daddy in the nebenraum,
Schmücks a riesen weihnachtsbaum,
He is hanging on the balls⚽⚾🎾,
when he from the leiter falls,
Finally the kinderlein👦👧,
To the zimmer kommen rein,
And it sings the family,
Schauerlich:"Oh Christmastree",
And a jeder in the house,
Is packing the geschenke aus.

Mama finds under the tanne,
A super neue Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets schlips and socken,
Every does frohlocken,
President speaks in the TV,
All around his harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
In Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.

And so comes the Feuerwehr,
With Tatü Tata daher,
And they bring a long,long schlauch,
And a long,long Leiter auch,
And they schrei:"Wasser Marsch!",
CHRISTMAS NOW IS IN THE. ARSCH!!!

Please do das weiter schicken That is lustig 😂😂😂
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