A Joke a Day

A foreman hires an Italian to do a job, but the day before he is due to start he rings up, complaining he's too unwell to work. "I'll tell you what," says the foreman, "when I'm feeling ill I have sex with my wife. That soon sorts me out. Give it a go and let's see how you feel."
A couple of hours later the Italian rings back and says, "I had sex just like you said. Now I feel much better. You have a very nice house."