A clear conscience

A juggler, driving to his next perfomance, is stopped by the police.
"What are this matches and lighter fluid doing in your car" asks the cop.
" I`m a juggler andI juggle flaming torches in my act "
" Oh yeah ?" says the cop." Lets see you do it ". The juggler goes out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow" says the driver to his wife.
" I`m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they`re giving now "!