Filser-Briefe

Does anyone still remember the "Filser" Briefe that were once published in the "Sueddeutsche" Zeitung back in the Sixties and Seventies, when the CSU with Franz Josef Strauss also created some real political "bomb shells".
Franz-Josef Filser was a Pilitician in the "Bayrische Landtag" long ago and he could not write in "Hochdeutsch". So he wrote his very critical letters in "Niederboarisch" and created some real amusement in the "Landtag".
Perhaps our present political situation calls again for some englisch "Filser"-Briefe. The clou of this letters is, that every word is translated directly from German into Englisch. Following one expample.

"The Horstl is a true picksword after the old pattern and has a Thickcranium, that it only so clatters. But the Angie must him so in the mania drinving, when all what he says gets by return mail plucked to pieces and as not very sensible unmasked. The poor Horstl must all hairs day and night stand to the mountain, fear I.
I hope, Horstl gets not Heartpunch because of the Angie and her Politics."

I am looking forward to your funny contributions or comments.
I want to be moved to tears by you