My self quarantine diary

Day 1- I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2- Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!

Day 3- Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew?

Day 4- 8:00p.m. Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.

Day 5-Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello shots!

Day 6-I get to take the garbage out. I'm so excited I can't decide what to wear!

Day 7-Laughing way too much at my own jokes!

Day 8-Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen." You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9-I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.

Day 10-Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web designer.

Day 11-Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"

Day 12-I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13-If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidentally touch your face.

Day 14-Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.

Day 15-Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 365 times this month?